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P in Public

2008-01-15T00:05:00.000+08:00

malevanity

2008-01-10T00:48:00.000+08:00

for those who sleep at 5 in the morning like me...
take care of your skin.......

pavilion KL

2008-01-07T00:34:00.000+08:00

GOOD MORNING 二零零八

2008-01-05T04:12:00.000+08:00

2 二
0 零
0 零
8 八
will be a good year
busy year ahead so we gotta brush the dust of our knees
stand up on our feet
and start workin off our assess

1 more year of study to go
then welcome me to the rat race
im gonna be rich
im gonna be rich

im gonna be rich
feng shui is good so dont let opportunities slip
make 2008 a year to remember
im gonna be rich
and miss swan is daa shiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttttt

Kuala Lumpur International Airport

2007-12-27T22:25:00.000+08:00

the sad people, the sad faces before sending my cousin off....

illiterate

2007-12-26T22:08:00.000+08:00

so i went to get a mcfillet o fish from mcd when i was sick today,
i placed my order at the drive through lane, and my bill came up to 12.29

i had no small change
i had a 50 dollar note and five 1 dollar notes in my wallet and some coins in the car

i gave the smarty my 50, two 1's and 30 cents, 52.30 for my 12.29 meal
which would make things easier for him by just returning 40 bucks to me

the smarty gave me back 2.30 and said, "bang, sebenarnya.. hanya 12.29" (bro, actually.. its only 12.29)
and looked at me like i'm an idiot for already paying more than enough with the 50 dollar bill and adding another 2.30 to it

i told him it would make it easier for him and for me,
he insisted i took back my 2.30 even when i said "why dont u try keying it in your machine?"

i got fed up and took my change of 37.71

_preparation.2

2007-12-08T05:10:00.000+08:00

christmas is around the corner.....
and i'll be havin guests around....
so i made a template
to give the house a lil more christmassie feeling
i made a snowflake.....

and i sprayed the mirrors...
and the windows will be done soon as well.....

i'm lookin for another template which says MERRY CHRISTMAS
so if anyone knows where i can get them please do let me know
send me a msg or email me at christopher.cwk@gmail.com please and thanks alot!!

who stole my nuts??

2007-12-08T01:15:00.000+08:00

where'd the 2 nuts go...........

i've always had the addiction to J.Co's donuts....
i get a box of a dozen each time......
and i eat 6-7 of them........

i bought this 2 days ago....
green..?
why green?
because the chinese language is a literatic language...
and it says when you suffer from constipation
you "or see or dough cheng sai" which means you shit till u turn green

_preparation

2007-11-30T19:24:00.000+08:00

i got bored of the same ol'green tree..... which was green since we bought it hundreds of years ago......
and this is what i did...........

-before

-work in progress

-completed base

whalllaaaaaaaaaaa...........

we havent got the tree topper yet....
and the presents......
and the...
and the.....

macbook............ >:[

2007-11-22T22:11:00.000+08:00

i got 1 moreeeeeeee........

im sleepy....... but im HUNGRIER

2007-11-22T10:29:00.000+08:00

these coupleah days i been working on a small projeckt......
making some gifts for some people.....
holidays make me suffer from insomniaaaaAAAAAAAA i cant sleep early!!!!!!!!
surf game chat surf game chat surf game chat...........................

below are the miniature bOOOOn city print outs i'm using for the gifts im makin......
i guarantee the recipients that the gifts are 1000000000001% HANDMADE...

theyre so cute they turn into pieces like theeese............
the BCNews 4WD truck! for u aspiring journalists out there....
these pieces take ALOT of work to make...... alotta cutting, UHU gluing, and THINKING........

day 1 i did three..... yes... only THREE.......

its 10.45am now and i havent slept since i woke up at 4pm yesterday.......
so im sleepy........ but im HUNGRIER...........
i took a drive out to mcd to have a lil something to eat.....
MCD's BIG breakfast aint that big after all..... its just a burger with its parts separated and put on to a styrofoam plate...........

and u see that gold book on the right......
im reading Donald Trump's MARKETING 101....
have read a good few pages now and its quite a good book...

mcd here is not a bad place to have breakfast....
good scenery.... good weather (hopefully)...... they play michael buble......

McDonaldsKREAAAMEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
M M MM MM M MMM M M M M MM M M MM M MM M M

mr koay said the cornetto desserts at mcd were good so i tried one...
and its gooooooooooooooood..........
vanilla with chocolate topping and crushed cones and chocolate chips....
im gonna get 1 more..

and im going to sleep now................

GOLDEN TICKET

2007-11-06T12:41:00.000+08:00

mr alvinx here has some wicked display for his set.......

i need the ...the..... golden ticket bearbrick?

alvin sells it HERE.......

distractions in the workplace

2007-11-05T18:09:00.000+08:00

no its not females......

how do u study when there's all kinds of materialistic distractions around u....>>?
at 1 end the psp with NBA08 waiting for me to trash the lakers with my houston rockets......
at the other end the ps2 with winning eleven waiting for me to beat arsenal down to a pulp with man united.......
and u can see the black prints below the psp... thats might just be my holidays...... my escape from working for ppl.....
them electrical gadgets with sms msgs coming in... msn messenger beeping on the dopod... the tv control with 9 buttons to pick channels..........
the 2 lil bearbricks to fiddle around when studying gets boring.....
and da MILK magazines... sillything unkle headporter undercover visvim all featured in this issue 322 go get yours in malaysian stores NOW!

whats that under the black beauty?
ooo i dont know.....

and when i turn around there's this very special huggable pillow.............

and when i walk outside to take a breather i see this rainbow.......
the first time its clear from the outside of my house.....
maybe not..... coz i dont step out of the house often..........

PLYSTTNPRTBLHOMESCREEN

2007-10-29T15:50:00.000+08:00

Dough Nuts

2007-10-29T02:44:00.000+08:00

J.Co's and whats left of J.Co's.......

GLOCK the CLOT

2007-09-27T00:26:00.000+08:00

stupid IM lecture cancelled

2007-09-26T13:37:00.000+08:00

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BE@RBREAK®

2007-09-25T23:42:00.000+08:00

broke a leg as he fell from the shelf...
these toys are just so easy to break.... lets just call them be@rbreaks.......

the moon lady... lady... lady... lad... laa... la.. lll... ll....

2007-09-25T23:29:00.000+08:00

its the mooncake festival today....
and the moon outside is so big and bright......
people sitting under the stars.... moonbathing and eating mooncakes waiting for the moonlady to come out and kick their asses......
what a beautiful sight.......

hahahahahahahh...... its the light from my room...
i havent seen the moon today....
because when i look at the moon... all i see is the moon lady... lady... lady... lad... laa... la.. lll... ll....

C for Cristiano Ronaldo
B for err.... wayne... BRooney.....
playing at Owning stadium.... kicking chelsea's butt year after year..

and whats this...?

lil bearbricks playing a game of futsal at lan kwai fong....

chelsea's mikel obi sliding in on patrice evra...
breaking his leg....
playing dirty....
getting a red card...

S is not for SUPERMAN.......

2007-09-21T14:51:00.001+08:00

although i dont have a benz........
or a bmw....
or a porsche......
.... yet.

i will drive on these four wheels until i can get my own.....350z.........

14/9/07

2007-09-15T21:53:00.001+08:00

the stage.....

the crowd.....

the introduction.....

the star......

the energy......

the quality.....

the best......

the final bow......

the year of jacky cheung world tour 07......

its here..... ITS HERE.....

2007-09-12T02:20:00.000+08:00

in the next few days...........

MOVIEmovieMOVIEmovie

2007-08-24T21:33:00.000+08:00

i watched a movie today......
directed by jay chou, starring himself, anthony wong and kwai lun mei.....
and i think its good....

http://www.sonypictures.com.tw/movie/secret/

METALGEARSOLID4

2007-08-21T19:55:00.001+08:00

study PEOPLE study.......

2007-08-16T22:30:00.000+08:00

this is my friend CHI WEI//
he likes to sleep in lectures.... but he can still HEAR u........
and his results are very good.........

KIDDIES and their hobbies......

2007-08-15T23:49:00.000+08:00

SNEAK PEAK

2007-08-14T00:22:00.000+08:00

ONG KONG

2007-08-13T04:34:00.000+08:00

u'd better ACT LIKE YOU KNOW..........

when will the 400% and 1000% come.........

they are BACK AGAIN... BACK AGAIN...

2007-08-09T19:59:00.000+08:00

s6 pattern
s9 konami x medicom - metal gear solid 3 snake eater -
s6 TRON

WOOHOO FOR KONAMI!

new stuff tonight.....

2007-08-09T17:01:00.000+08:00

come back later!

new family members again!

2007-07-31T23:11:00.000+08:00

beginning of unique bearbrick collection......
Series 5 with furrrrrrrrrrrrrr..........
very nice to touch....

stargate edition bearbrick.... s10 SF

ugly special version of s14 cute - lily frankly

2nd piece of unique collection.....
s6 THERMO!!!!!!!!!! after finding for so long.... thanks william...
will change to blue colour when under cold weather.....

lionel messi from s14 - flag - argentina....

huan ying huan ying !!

TF

2007-07-30T18:42:00.000+08:00

Independance day is coming soon....
evidence of malaysian spirit below.....

Wajamus Prime.....
leader of the Protobots

Savvy bee

Juarazz

Myvitron
leader of the Perodicons

Kancil Scream

special things for special people....

2007-07-29T00:33:00.000+08:00

Sushi King member's promo!

i just got my newsletter today and something is happening at sushi king on
SEPT 10-13 2007........

MYR 2.00 for each rice-based sushi on the KAITEN BELT......

hey although its not all the stuff u can get from the menu but its like any other normal sushi day... just that you pay 2 bucks for a plate when non members pay 4 bucks for it.....

1 card member can bring 5 people....
but go get your own damn card!!!

WE FINISHED THE GAME

2007-07-22T16:38:00.000+08:00

God Of War II is finished! After 19 hours of gameplay... Chris, CW, Adrian and Xian endured hours of stressful yet exciting moments controlling Kratos through his journey to take revenge on Zeus.

Screenshots from the game.... Best you can get from your devaluing PS2...

And look.... someone found the Colossus's head..... from the first boss in God of War 2.

BRING IT ON GOD OF WAR 3 !!

the aliens have landed

2007-07-20T17:17:00.000+08:00

NIKEiD IS HERE.......

fully customize your shoe... full range of nike shoes... shox.. free 5.0, free 7.0... air... swoosh.. tiempo... EVEN CLOTHING CAN BE CUSTOMIZED!

and now, you can add your name on your shoe without making it look like a fake!

but sad.. only available to USA for now...

the ikea... SSAAAAALLLEEEE!!

2007-07-19T22:23:00.000+08:00

walk few hours at IKEA... only buy this... rubbish bin... -_-

anyway, let me introduce u all to my 2 new small friend...

sorry to interrupt them... now let me intro some of my special friends...

DotDot Mat Rempet with his white motor..

this one dunno what name to give.... but look very cheeky so call him pak ma wong zi since got white horse..

my astronaut friend who like to sing opera....

lastly, ERAGON! with Sophira the dragon...

and they all live happily ever after.........

http://www.1-click.jp/

2007-07-17T04:14:00.000+08:00

click image to learn more! and to see those uncles in action!

new family members!

2007-07-15T00:55:00.000+08:00

welcome welcome!!

baby's favourite bearbrick:

breakfast at 2pm

2007-07-14T00:20:00.000+08:00

ta bao-ed dimsum > reheated

heaven in the making

2007-07-13T00:29:00.000+08:00

we are the first 3!

2007-07-12T00:20:00.000+08:00

4.1 Megapixel camera phone

2007-07-11T23:42:00.000+08:00

Ridge Racer 2 - PSP

2007-07-11T00:46:00.000+08:00

WICKEDDDDDD GRAPHICS!!! One of the best for the PSP.
... but anyone teach me how to use level 2 and level 3 nitro? i only know for ps2 and ps3 :(

creating heaven - day 4

2007-07-09T02:15:00.000+08:00

not much pics today...
spent most of the day at IKEA...

back home, painted the door frames...

2nd round of purchases.. NON display lights (MYR55 per set of 2) and 3 LACK racks (MYR59 ea)...

Total spent: MYR232.00

eye check eye check 1 2 3...

2007-07-07T04:20:00.000+08:00

are they moving?

creating heaven - day 3

2007-07-07T00:11:00.000+08:00

this is it guys!! walls will be complete by today!

doing the first coat for the other side...
removing the ugly fan tomorrow! extending the wire to accomodate PS2.

the behind of the other side...........

2nd coat completed.......... heaven's walls are up. no sinners allowed...

newspapers removed !!!

TOMORROW:: painting door and window frames

SUNDAY:: IKEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

creating heaven - day 2

2007-07-05T23:13:00.001+08:00

Heaven is red.

first coat...

attention to detail....... every spot counts.

second coat....

all thats left of the first wall is some minor touch ups....

creating heaven - day 1

2007-07-04T22:16:00.000+08:00

cleared the workstation...

first round of purchases...... gloss paint.. thinner... wall fillers..... sandpaper........

started scrapping uneven patches... filled the holes..... as u can see those different color spots..

the attention to detail..... patches like this must be fixed !

worked on the next wall..

my best friend for today = wall putty! instant puttyfillerboy -

lined the floor with newspapers..

i think this is the only time i actually open up newspapers....

why wont their clothes drop when they're upside down? hahahahahahahahahahahahaaa....

the best way to wrap power switches.

tomorrow's new friends.... tbc tomorrow -

total amount spent: MYR 47.70
total mess created: ......................

Point Blanc - Straight To The Point

2007-07-01T22:47:00.001+08:00

get your copy today @ RM19.90 only!
and make sure it has the original sticker..... malaysia boleh !

I Am Optimus Prime -

2007-07-01T19:28:00.001+08:00

edit.

2007-06-30T23:41:00.000+08:00

changed my mind about what i was gonna paint.

its time for...

2007-06-30T23:31:00.000+08:00

my shopping list. its actually for stuff i need (want) to get for my room..
mind the black pants entry. Irrelevant, i was looking for one and i got it now :)

the list goes on..... rectangle carpet.... 2x chairs for sitting and playing ps2.... wall fillers... sandpaper.... blblablabla... white bulbs..... ZzzZzzzzz etc etc etc......

Time

2007-06-29T06:14:00.000+08:00

Looking back on some pictures of my friends and I during our early days of college, I realise that we've changed alot.

Yes, alot.

Okay.

We dont look geeky anymore.

This is us, in 2007.

This.. this is.. i mean WAS us.

I dont know, he looks like he's still a kid here.

This one.. classic la. classic.

This.. hairstyle slowly changing la. Lucky everytime change also become better.

Fuh, this one forever the same. Look more uncle in this pic compared to the first one on top.

My hairstyle.. die. Now i see this pic also i wanna laugh. I look like i'm part of the Bee Gees.

I seriously dont know what i was thinking 3 years back. How could I have that? Oh gawd.

Introducing...

2007-06-28T03:31:00.000+08:00

This is my friend. His name is Chris.

He likes to take a leak in public.

This is my friend. His name is Clownie.

... He likes little children.

This is.. errr..

THIS. IS. SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Lumut, Malaysia 07

2007-06-23T22:41:00.000+08:00

classics - ROBOCOP!!

2007-06-23T04:42:00.000+08:00

this is my 12" robocop model aged around 12-15 years.
after all those years in the cupboard, its gonna be back on display!

UPHOLD THE LAW!!

back to the future - -

2007-06-22T04:42:00.000+08:00

now that i've lost my sunglasses, this aviator Ray Ban's caught my eye -o_O!-
*i lost mine while playing tennis in lumut last week*

market retail price - RM300-350
found someone on LYN selling for RM180!

anyone can get cheaper or around same price?

new additions

2007-06-22T04:37:00.000+08:00

adding some new stuff to my room soon!

will be painting this.. thats my name in korean ! :D

Semester Break -

2007-06-21T03:27:00.000+08:00

Trip to Lumut with Chiwei, Ken, Foo, Adrian, Hoe and Kath.

Thanks Kath for the free trip :)

Ipoh Yim Kuk Kai !

This guy look like some Shaolin kungfu man oh yeah !

Studying is good.

2007-06-09T05:28:00.000+08:00

aaaaaaa i wanna study but im too lazy.. studying is just.. booring aaaaaaaaaaaa!!

Hi, let me reintroduce myself.

2007-06-08T05:37:00.001+08:00

Christopher was born in Malaysia, grew up in Malaysia, and is still staying in Malaysia. He got his kindergarten education in IJ Convent, primary education in Sri Garden, secondary at Bandar Tasik Selatan and Sri Bintang Selatan. He's currently taking his degree in marketing and finance from the University of Technology, Sydney at Taylor's College Malaysia. Turning 20 soon, Chris has only worked once, for 3 months, at Sony. He enjoys listening to music and gaming on all game consoles. Last but not least, he is most probably facing his computer as you read.

Hi my name is Chris, same as all these people..

after being missing for so long, and been missing for a few times, i am back, once again. I'll try to update as frequent as i can now as final exams are almost over :)

Jacky Cheung - Autograph Session @ Sg Wang

2007-03-23T22:06:00.000+08:00

Went there with Adrian, Weng Foo and Ken after coll. He was scheduled to reach at 8, we were there around 6. We had NO entry passes. We got stopped by Galaxy staff. We were dam upset.

But we got passes in the end lol. We had 9 =D Anyway, there wasnt much of a queue when we got there, we thought it would be a breeze.

7.30pm - The whole friggin area was packed. People even stood on the road divider in between sg wang and lot10. Buggerrrr i tell youuuu.. these dumb adults really mm chi chau wan okay. So big d still wanna squeeze and push the young and lively ones. CANNOT WAIT IS IT?!

and then ar i tell youuu.. this Jacky Cheung also another one. Say 8pm but 9pm come.

It was quite a nice session.. Announced his concert date as the opening ceremony, releasing like 200 balloons and shooting confetti in the air. Not a bad one =)

They played "gu gor zai" with this indian guy. Its a game played on alot of HK game shows where they call foreigners like europeans or indians to sing chinese songs.

Here's a video of him singing a song from his latest album, Zai Ni Shen Bian. The song starts at 1:25 (1 min 25 sec) of this video, just incase you wanna fast forward abit. He started of with Hao Jiu Bu Jian but he got the wrong lyrics so he sang another song :D

So after their introductory talk, we eventually got to line up for the autographs. AND HERE COMES THE IMPATIENT AUNTY ON MY RIGHT PUSHING ME MORE TO THE RIGHT, and then adrian there also no space to move, push me back left.. then this UNCIVILIZED TALL HOKKIEN GUY CUT CUE, STOOD INFRONT OF US THEN TRIED TO CALL HIS WOMAN TO STAND NEXT TO HIM ALSO. Like dohhh i didnt let her come to the front.

I ended the day very happy =)

Fanatic

2007-03-11T03:07:00.000+08:00

I'm turning into a prison break fanatic lol. Today i was looking around to see if there were any instructions on how to fold the paper crane that Michael Scofield makes in the series. Sadly, every single one of them cannot make the exact crane that Scofield does. All the ones on youtube suck, but there's one PDF file that i found that makes em at least 95% the same.

But there's a catch. There's 1 step inside which is kinda impossible =\ Maybe i'm too stupid to figure it out but i still think its impossible lol. So i sorta used that guide to try figure out the correct way and i eventually came up with something satisfying =)

Oh and i laughed my ass of my chair at the mamak shop nearby my house just now. Look how this guy spelled MINERAL WATER on the order list man!

MINNOWAL wadaheck loL~~~~

Spring Cleaning.

2007-03-09T23:17:00.000+08:00

Yeap, i cleaned up my wardrobe.

Before i started it was like some big pile of clothes that people have tried on and dumped it in after trying. I admit it lol i'm dam dam dam lazy to put my clothes properly in my cupboard. Basically i just chuck the whole stack in without any sorting at all. If it gets unfolded, i dont care.

But i got me a new jacket today wad da heck lol. I opened my cupboard and i see no place to hang this jacket so i decided to be a lil hardworking and pull out ALL the clothes from my cupboard, sort them out, fold and put them back in. Its now soooo neat and organized i dont even recognize my own wardrobe anymore. I EVEN ARRANGED THE CLOTHES BY COLOUR! Its gotta be like some coded designer wardrobe now =D

Look at the colours for the top and bottom pic man! Makes my life happy =D

Windbreakers, sweatshirts, jackets, hoodies, winter jackets, jackets for every occassion :D

I sorted out all the clothes that i dont wear anymore plus clothes that i'd never wear. Frankly, most of these "i'll never wear" ones are given by relatives =P They just dont get it LOL. I'd never wear a white shirt with red sleeves and a big badass looking skull in the middle. WHY do this to me?! Some of these clothes i dont know why i bought them in the first place. I found 2 pairs of jeans with their tags still there and a few shirts which i wore ONCE and never wore them again. Don't ask me why i got them lol. I dont knoe either =\

Well, i'm still glad i cleared my wardrobe. I'm gonna go pack the old/new clothes i dont wear and give them to an orphanage =)

P/S: DONT YOU LIL KIDS TOUCH MY WARDROBE. THERES A BOOGIEMAN LURKING BEHIND THOSE DOORS.

NYAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

2007-03-09T14:15:00.000+08:00

I got a new jacket. =))

Mr. Mike u sick gay ass

2007-03-08T20:55:00.000+08:00

If u remember quite sometime back when i was working at Sony, i wrote about this indian guy who came to ask for product assistance and got friendly then asked me out for a drink.

http://21stdecember.blogspot.com/2006/11/my-first-day-at-work.html

Well if u do, he just called me today. AND IF U'RE READING THIS, MR. MIKE YOU'RE ONE SICK GAY ASS MAN!

Gay: Hello christopher
Me: Hello, who's this?
Gay: Im Mike. I came to ur place some time ago.
Me: What? I don't get you.
Gay: I came to find u at Sony last time. Do u remember?
Me: (i actually kinda remembered adi) Err no. Why?
Gay: I missed u so i calling u.
Me: ..? What?
Gay: Where u stay? Can i come meet u?
Me: For?
Gay: What do u think i wanna meet u for?
Me: How in God's name would i know?
Gay: If u don't mind me asking, are you gay?

I hung up. I know, i should have gayed with him for a while and recorded it but urhhh.. Sick gay bastard. 016 6199749. This is his number. Harass him if u like lol. I dont give a shit man. He harassed me =(

Profile of the gay:

Name: Mike
Age: err.. probably around 30-40
Race: Indian
Height: about 165-168
Weight: Not skinny.
Phone no: 016 6199749

Go boil your brains u noop. I hope u get circumcised a gazillion times.

Eeeeeeeeeyerrrrrrr

2007-03-07T23:27:00.000+08:00

Lecture Hall 1 was like an oven man. Walk inside nia OMG YOU FEEL THAT HEAT!? I suppose it was due to the upgrading works outside by TNB with their 100meter lorry parked outside and 3 men digging a 6 feet grave hole in the ground. But aligato ar TNB, u cut my lecture down from 2 hours to 15 mins bwahahahahahhaha!

Dropped by The Guitar Store to pick up a new set of strings and a new capo for my guitar which i havent touched in a year, then went releksing at Starbucks and chit chat sikit with my ex-schoolmate, who's now the supervisor of that Starbucks branch. Dam relek man that fler.. walk here walk there, suka suka take 1 cheesecake makan. I ALSO WANNA BE SUPERVISOR OF SETAPAK WEI!

Came back home, restringged my guitar, sent chuchu a few msgs, took my bath, had my dinner, HELLO COMPUTAH! I really cant decide which phone to pick. Its a tough choice between SE K800i, Nokia N80 and 7390. Xenon flash on the k800i really interests me, but the n80 has wifi =\ Ahhh what the heck lol, my PSP has wifi + a bigger screen + better internet browser. But first i'd have to see how much i could get by selling my W810i.

Which phone do YOU like? =\

Herlo?

2007-03-06T21:37:00.000+08:00

Sup guys, my break is over =)

2007, a new year, new semester, and a new look to this page.

Well, there wasn't much of a hype in the past few months so i guess nothing's been missed anyway. Came back from HK, continued my job till the start of February and then my 3rd semester at uni started. Sorry if there were people waiting for updates from HK, you can get them from Adrian or Weng Foo's blogs.

Work was pretty much fun, boring at times as well. The job i had at Sony was a great experience, with all the knowledge i've gained, the people i met, including the CEO of Sony Malaysia, Mr. Naoi Sudo. I guess it was kinda different for me, since i was involved with abit of their marketing side as well as store visuals. Trust me, it was worth the time. To top it all off, there was approximately ~500-600 per month bonus, on top of basic salary, so that should be quite good, for a part timer at least. But i would have taken the job even without that bonus. Bleh =P My manager was a nice guy, because he got souvenirs from Bali. Great souvenirs.

Lately, Prison Break. I couldn't stop watching. I did the whole season 1 in 3 days. Slept at 5am every night to get at least 6-7 episodes done per day. One heck of a TV Series. "Lost" was good.. this is better. "Heroes" is not a bad series as well. Back to Prison Break, its about Michael Scofield getting into prison to get Lincoln Burrows, his innocent brother, out. A master at planning, a genius at work.

Btw, have you noticed, that Nemanja Vidic from Manchester United looks like Wenworth Miller (Michael Scofield) from Prison Break? =))

Sigh, Leehom's concert. I HAD A FREE TICKET! But it was so last minute when i got it, so i couldn't make time. And there was only 1 ticket, so if i went my sis would have put a bullet thru my head. But i'd go the next time he comes =( Jacky Cheung is coming soon as well! Already planning to go with Adrian, Foo and Hoe. I dont wanna miss another concert..

Anyway thats it for my first post in err.. 3 months? Gotta get my homework done. I've been quite hardworking since the start of this semester and i'm gonna keep that up.

Have a great day people!

SHOPPINGGGGGGGGG

2006-12-28T02:17:00.000+08:00

I'm flying off to hong kong in a couple of hours. Loads of stuff to get :D Maybe i'll bring back a PS3 WUAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Well see you in 10 days! I'll be back on 5th Jan.
MYUAAAAAAAKSS!

MARRY CHRISTMAS!

2006-12-25T00:25:00.001+08:00

MARRY CHRISTMAS!

Tis the season to be jolly.

2006-12-24T00:50:00.000+08:00

Fa la la la la~~ la la la la~

Year End Dinner @ T.G.I. Fridays with Adrian, Albert and Neilson

Come for the food.

Stay for the fun.

Its been some time since I've stepped into TGIF. Could have been a couple of years. Its still the same old cozy place with heavenly food and jolly staff.

A day of denim jeans and white shoes.

happy birthday chris :)

2006-12-20T23:35:00.000+08:00

happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to Christopherrrrrrrrr,
happy birthday to me!

SIGH. It ain't that happy afterall. First of all, im working on my birthday. From 1pm-10pm. Which spoils my plans to have dinner with friends. Can't get an off day cos of staff shortage. Can't swap to morning shift as well. So i guess i'll be spending my birthday facing customers who wouldn't know what day is it, neither would they care =( Oh well, its only a birthday. Next year would be better. I hope..

Pink is the new black.

2006-12-19T00:34:00.000+08:00

Okay, i know PINK is quite ghey for my new banner, but i have no other idea what colour to use :D Pink + Light Red was the colour scheme i used for the Sony VAIO C Series USB Mouse posters today so it turned out kinda nice and here it is XD

And there's a PINK laptop at Sony, a PINK mouse, a PINK PSP as well, and also a PINK mp3 player. Everything's turning PINK =\

PINK is the new BLACK

GAMARJOBAT: A Shut Up Comedy from Japan

2006-12-14T23:01:00.000+08:00

"Without a word, they perform tricks, tell stories and mess with the audience. Fantastically, their show appeals to all ages, as I believe you'd have to be made of stone not to laugh.. Now stop reading and go buy yourself a ticket, because I guarantee you, this one's going to sell out!"

-Three Weeks (UK)

The Actors Studio @ Bangsar Shopping Centre

www.gardnerANDwife.com

Box office (03) 2094 0400/1400

Performance Dates & Times: Jan 30 - Feb 11, 8.30pm Mon-Sat, 6pm Sun

Ticket prices: RM85, RM75, RM70, RM50

STARBUCKS SPECIAL!

2-For-1 Jan 30+31 Zone A (RM85) Only

Bring your receipt for any amount from any Starbucks to The Actors Studio Box Office @ Bangsar Shopping Centre

www.gamarjobat.com/en

ANYONE INTERESTED?! Well, I'm definately going!

VACANCY

2006-12-14T02:23:00.000+08:00

VACANCY @ SonyStyle, Times Square.

Position: Part time, preferbaly able to work at least 1-2 months. Able to start anytime before 27th December. Applications after that would be still possible.

Pay: RM5 per hour, RM7.50 for OT, RM10 on public holidays, not including incentives and bonuses.

Preference: Female (according to manager), friendly, fast learner, interested in technology. Knowledge in IT/Cameras, etc. will be an advantage.

Benefits: Can play PS3 when no customer/close shop. Able to obtain experience by meeting different types of people from all over the world. Possible staff prices on certain items.

Job training: No extra training programmes. You learn through working.

Working days/hours: 6 days a week, 9 hours a day including 1 hour break.

Please let me know as soon as possible. Thank you :)

life sucker: work.

2006-12-05T21:22:00.000+08:00

I'm feeling dead tired every single day after work. I get home, take a shower, eat some food and go to bed. I only get like 6-7 hours of sleep tops. Thank God i'm starting my afternoon shift week tomorrow. At least i'll get to sleep longer. Good night.

testicular cancer

2006-11-29T21:20:00.000+08:00

××шϊѕн ύрои ѕtąяs тнąт Ч′яё тђϊйkΐй оf мэ×× says:
wat is testicular cancer

c² work work work. says:
testis la

c² work work work. says:
BALLS CANCER

c² work work work. says:
MUST POTONG

××шϊѕн ύрои ѕtąяs тнąт Ч′яё тђϊйkΐй оf мэ×× says:
WAT

××шϊѕн ύрои ѕtąяs тнąт Ч′яё тђϊйkΐй оf мэ×× says:
r u sure

c² work work work. says:
YES. testis cancer. not testimonial ok

××шϊѕн ύрои ѕtąяs тнąт Ч′яё тђϊйkΐй оf мэ×× says:
u sure is THAT type of cancer

c² work work work. says:
DUH -.-

××шϊѕн ύрои ѕtąяs тнąт Ч′яё тђϊйkΐй оf мэ×× says:
my friend said he’s on chemotherapy

c² work work work. says:
botak jor?

c² work work work. says:
i see all ppl go thru chemo also botak geh

××шϊѕн ύрои ѕtąяs тнąт Ч′яё тђϊйkΐй оf мэ×× says:
chemo not d more gentle type meh

××шϊѕн ύрои ѕtąяs тнąт Ч′яё тђϊйkΐй оf мэ×× says:
like believin in healing by itself or somethin

c² work work work. says:
nolarh

c² work work work. says:
chemo is a form of treatment also

××шϊѕн ύрои ѕtąяs тнąт Ч′яё тђϊйkΐй оf мэ×× says:
dat wat is d more gentle type called?

c² work work work. says:
praying

c² work work work. says:
WUAHAHAHAHHA

It doesn't hurt to pray. All it takes is 2 minutes a day.. or 2 hours if u're a big big sinner.

my first day at work.

2006-11-27T21:41:00.000+08:00

Me: Hi, good afternoon.
Indian Guy: Halo.
Me: Is there anything i could help yew with?
Indian Guy: *points to mp3 players* Wat dees? <-- Yes.. exactly like Walter.
Me: These are our mp3 players sir.
Indian Guy: ipod?
Me: no no.. Sony Walkman mp3 players. The ipod is under Apple.
Indian Guy: *points to mp3 players again* WAT DEES?
Me: ~~MP3 PLAYERS LA YEW BLARDY BASKET !~~
Me: Mp3 players. Music players.
Indian Guy: So its ipod?
Me: ... Noo.. These have better sound quality than the ipod. Would yew like to try them ?
Indian Guy: Ook ok.. But im not sure i wan to buy. Is that ok?
Me: Sure.

5 mins later..

Indian Guy: Erm.. My job is property. So i need good camera.. but music is aso important in my life. How ?
Me: No problem! The Sony Ericsson phones have basically the same music players as the other ones here, and has a camera with it together.
Indian Guy: Can i try? But im not sure i wan to buy.
Me: Yeah not a problem.
Indian Guy: Ok do yew have a card?
Me: *gives store namecard* Here.. this is our office's number and our manager's number.
Indian Guy: What about YOUR number? Can yew give me YOUR number?
Me: Errr... Why dont yew call the shop?
Indian Guy: Becos, if theres anything i'll kam and gif yew a call. So can i have YOUR number?
Me: Wtf. Ah okay.. *012..2.2.2.22.2.2*
Indian Guy: Okeh. Yew wanna go for a drink?
Me: @_@ I'm sorry sir but i'm on working hours..
Indian Guy: Yew sure? Okeh then. Thank yew. Bai bai!
Me: ... bye.

So basically that was my hardest customer of the day. Bloody ipods. AND HE ASKED ME OUT FOR A DRINK?! Machaaa... whos gonna stand in and greet the customers la..

STUFF I WOULD REKOMEN YEW TO BUY THERE.

1. Mp3 players. Ranging from RM299 (512mb) - RM1299 (20GB) Different models, all looking very nice. Various colours.
2. Cameras. Cybershot T series. YEAS THE T50 THAT JAMES BOND USES. DAM NICE WHEY. Touch screen LCD, double antiblur function. RM1699.
3. Stock clearance items. Currently 19" LCD monitor, RM799 and a few models of VAIO Laptops. Stock clearance items can say quite cheap lah, and very worth the price.

Handphones.. bleh, no trade-ins. Go back to sungei wang LOL.

Oh well.. I'll be working tomorrow from 10-6.30 so if any of yew go to times square then drop by at Sony and say hi lah =)

And happy birthday Vivian, nice of yew to drop by today. Its okay yew dont have to thank me for the free Sony OXYGEN wuahahaha~~

sbs gathering polls

2006-11-23T16:02:00.000+08:00

Voting polls for place and dates are up ledi! Return to the gathering post or click here to be redirected immediately!

sony style

2006-11-22T22:44:00.000+08:00

I'll be working starting from next week! After 2 days of job seeking i finally decided to settle on the job at Sony Style, Times Square. Its an official Sony store, so basically it has every single type of Sony product, from earphones to handphones to laptops to plasma TVs.

If yew go to times square, be sure to drop by and pay me a visit. Its right above Starbucks at the main entrance. Go up the escalator and Sony Style is on ur right. See yew there!

And and.. if any of yew are interested in getting Sony products, KAM TO ME!

Pee/Ass: Regarding the SBS gathering, its still on. My work shifts and days are flexible. Polls on dates and places will be up soon.

Hou Sek! Hou Sek! Hou Hou Sek! - Ep.4

2006-11-20T16:55:00.001+08:00

Adrian: WEI WHICH WAY?
Chris: Go straight till yew see a mosque la then turn left.
Adrian: WHAT MOSQUE WHEY!? I DONT SEE SHIT.
Chris: Go nia la 8km what..
Hoe&Bubu: .... siong che..

The journey here is dark, scary and the roads are very pusing pusing. But once yew reach up there ledi dam happy wan. Where am i talking about?

ITS LITTLE GENTING (SIU WAN TENG,小云顶) @ Taman Bukit Permai

Look Out Point Restaurant & Cafe

The cafe's atmosphere is nice, open air system. No need aircond wan. After yew makan ledi, yew can take a walk further up the stairs near the parking lot. On top there got a look-out stand veh tall wan. Watch the video below then yew will know.

The road up to the lookout point

View from our table

Hungry ledi?

Here's what we ate..

Chicken Marylamb

BBQ Sissiling Chicken

Black Pepper Sissiling Chicken

Seafood Fried Rice

The food here is good, many many above average. Pricing is not cheap, not expensive.

Yew wanna know how to go? Then watch this video. I recorded the whole journey there. But yew watch this then comferm buay song me ledi..

K la k la i draw map for yew. Still not sure wan then ask me later la i expren to yew again. I aso pro ledi cos yesterday we took the wrong way and ended up taking one big round. Trust me la, all the way there yew will feel like yew took the wrong road ledi. Everything on the way there looks the same wan.

So if yew wan to go, i rekomen yew to call the manager and ask if there got alot people anot. Cos sam times got alot tourist go up there aso.

Look Out Point Restaurant & Cafe
Mr. Fendi (Manager) - 017-353 5210

Rating: 9.5/10 lah!

HALAL! Tapi aku tak jamin. Tapi aku tak nampak ader babi kat menu. Tapi aku nampak ader jugak orang Melayu makan kat saner. Jadi aku rasa halal lah.

Remember to bring your sweaters ah!

got marney can ledi.

2006-11-19T20:23:00.000+08:00

Mom: Boyyyy, yew study hard dis year get all A then mummy buy u a new handfon ok?
Ah Boy: Wuah! New handfon! I wan the new W850i can anot?
Mom: Can can, yew get all A's i bring yew to McDonalds makan oso can.
Ah Boy: OKEH OKEH! I go study now then! STPM tomorrow ledi.

After 1 hour.. Ah Boy gets abit bored of studying and reads the newspapers.

The Star Newspaper, 19 November 2006

Forged Up-grade
Printing shops produce 'better' certs for a price

Subang Jaya: Getting a string of As in your SPM, STPM, diploma and even degree certificates doesn't require hard work or lots of "mugging". As long as you have the cash, you can have any grade on any degree from any university.

At least three digital printing shops here and two in nearby Bandar Sunway offer these services and the charges depend on how complicated the job is.

Simple alteration of results made to a duplicated certificate would cost between RM15 to Rm30, while a complicated job could be as high as RM1,000. Duplicating certificates with embossed logos or watermarks cost much more than that.

(Read the whole article here)

Ah Boy: Wuah! Lidat i no need study loh? Get all F then pay marney and get all A oso can loh? YES LAH COMFERM GET NEW HANDFON LEDI!

Out in the living room..
Dad: Dear, where's today's newspaper?
Mom: I think Ah Boy took it ledi. Why? Yew need it now meh?
Dad: NOOO! I WAS GONNA THROW IT AWAY! @#*(&%$^

SBS Form 4 2003 / Form 5 2004 Gathering!

2006-11-19T16:57:00.000+08:00

Hello my feilow fellow SBS [Sekolah Sri Bintang Selatan] friends, and non-sbs friends who are still reading this link despite knowing it has nothing to do with them whatsoever. First and foremost, i thank yew all for coming here and sacrificing 5 minutes of your precious time reading 30 seconds of introduction rubbish, 2 minutes of main content, 1 minute to think how to respond and 1 minute (+30 seconds for slow typers) to convey that response in the commentsbox/chatbox provided on this page.

Aaahhh okay, the main purpose of this is to propose a gathering for allllllllllll of us no matter which puak yew were from last time as long as u're from the same year as me and yew'd like to see everywan back together just as much as i do. From the current feedback that i've got, i think most of yew would gladly welkam this gathering and make yurself available for that wan single day.

But first of all, since i dont have all of your contacks, i wan to ask a favour of all those reading here to forward this page and call his/her own puak to kam and give feedback here as well.

So to start off, we will need a place, preferbaly with food, nice food please. I'm allergic to bad tasting food. The place will most probably has to have no restrictions on noise levels cos yew all sure popekpopekpopek till the roof oso break. Cos if not for makan then i derno what everyone else can do unless we all go to a theme park :D But we will still haf to eat wan right?

Next, we will need a date. I am free ANYTIME for the next 3 months cos i am on holiday but we have to make do for everyone cos not everyone so lucky like me got long long holiday. So i guess it will have to be on a weekend.

And last but not least, we will need people. PEOPLE TO KAM FOR THIS GATHERING IF NOT WATS THE PURPOSE OF PLANNING AND EVERYWAN DISSAPEAR IN THE END? So to those who are reading this, please spread on to all the SBS people yew know of our year!

Leave your suggestions in the comments box below, and i will kam back next day and make a poll based on yew all mia suggestions. Check back often for latest information!

All decisions will be based on majority cos Malaysia is a democratick country.
**Terms and conditions applied.

So please please please leave some feedback in the comments section below, and yew can add me on MSN MESSENGER/email me at christopher.cwk@gmail.com.

Vote for your favourite place and date for this gathering! Time is set for dinner at night.

Polls have been closed.

Time: 7.30pm <------- OK MOU ?
Date: 9th Dec 2007, Saturday
Place: Quan's Ice Cream, Pandan Indah.

For information on how to get there, please contact me at christopher.cwk@gmail.com

**TERMS AND CONDITIONS:

1. I AM NOT INCHARGE OF FUNDING THIS GATHERING.
2. Yew wan bring BF/GF/PF/LF oso can.. if nobody sensitive to loving loving issue.
3. This proposal is valid from now till christmas only. Here that is. If samwan were to kam up with another plan then yew wont find new information here ledi.
4. Nobody will be liable for injuries, deaths, or any outcomes from this gathering.
5. THIS GATHERING IS NOT FOR YEW TO KAM AND FIND BABY-MAKING PARTNERS. In anoder few years time den i duno la.
6. Food must be halal.
7. AND I AM NOT FUNDING THIS GATHERING.

Hou Sek! Hou sek! Hou Hou Sek! - ep.3

2006-11-19T06:19:00.000+08:00

Leng cai leng lui sekalian, today i bring yew to wan of the biggerst shopping compleks in KL, if not the biggerst.. Mid Valley Megamall!

LA MANILA CAFE, Eat, Spend and be Merry!

I duno about the other food there la, i just like their KARI MEE (RM10.90)!

I usually order hor fun(kuey teow) only but then its up to yew ppl mia preference la. First of all, their kari manyak thick! I personally dun like those watery watery mia kari. Like drink sup lidat wan =.=" Good oso cos i know yew all veh messy wan eat noodle. Slurp slurp 2 spoon full then shirt oso got chance to taste the kari ledi.

Next, that bowl of noodles alot of "liew" or sam people call it the "treasures". Got 2 prawns, few pisses of fried fu chuk, some weird looking thing made of fish meat/crab meat but taste quite nice, 3-5 pisses of tau fu pok (which i dun eat wan), and some si ham (which i dun eat oso). The noodles they give also alot wan. COMFERM give yew stomach feeling happy. Maybe after makan ledi then stomach also can dance like happy feet. But that wan i think yew hafta ask Adrian to do personal demo la.

Finally, it looks nice, smells nice, tastes even better lah. Dunwan blif me? Yew take the escalator/lift/stairs to the top floor (cinema that floor ah), then u head towards centre court, La Manila quite near there ledi. I say nice means nice so u knot say not nice then kam back here say i talk 3 talk 4 ah.

For other stuff that might be nice there, maybe u can try the thai style chicken la. Adrian go there 2 times order 2 times ledi.

I RATE THIS KARI MEE: 8.8/10!

HALAL OSO!

Singh your heart out!

2006-11-19T01:04:00.000+08:00

My name is Mamble and I just came back from watching Happy Feet and let me tell you that every human must have his or her heart joke. You ain't no human without one.

So go on and singh your heart out!

What do you call a Singh who drinks only packet drinks?
Yeo Hiap Singh

What do you call a Singh who drinks only beer?
Jasbir Singh

What do you call a Singh who likes to go for a swim at night?
Kuldip Singh

What do you call the only Singh left on earth after a nuclear holocaust?
Jestwant Singh

What do you call a Singh who owns a ship?
Karpal Singh

What do you call a Singh who owns a ship that sank?
No lah, not Titanic Singh. It's Karam Singh

What do you call the Bhai who was sacked from the national hockey team?
Relax Singh

What do you a vulgar Singh?
Tiu Niah Singh

What do you call a Singh who's a three star general?
Sam Lap Singh (Cantonese for 3 Stars)

What do you call the Singh who likes roundabouts?
Pu Singh

What do you call a Singh who's a gangster?
Sam Singh

What do you call a Bhai porn actress?
Hard Kaur

What do you call a female Bhai security guard?
Securi Kaur

What do you call baby Singhs?
Singhlets

What do you call the study of Singhs?
Bhailogy

What do you call the study of baby Singhs?
Microbhailogy

If the Sikhs were to succeed in forming their own country,what will they call their currency?
Mata Wang Ah Singh

What do you call a Bhai playboy centerfold?
Boh Cheng Kaur (Hokkien - "Not Wearing Pants)

Why is the KLIA a favourite for Singhs?
Because they have special immigration lanes for "ORANG AH SINGH"

What do you call the new KLIA taxis?
Limosinghs

What do you call a Bhai girl who's a gangster?
Tai Kaur

What is the official mode of transportation for Bhais?
Bhaicycle

A Singh who is lost?
Missingh

A Singh who is noisy?
Bisingh

A Singh who likes herbs?
Gin Singh

A Singh who kills people?
Assassingh

What do you call a Singh who is flying around on a broom?
Sow Pah Singh

Happy feet is daaaaaaaaaaaaamn good! :D

a few "must see" video clips

2006-11-17T03:09:00.000+08:00

COMFERM FARNEE WAN! Plucked these links off my old blog cos i think everyone should see it!

Lord of the Rings

James Bond

geelo geelo cheven

2006-11-17T01:41:00.000+08:00

Just now i watched leng leng chat ah! geelo geelo cheven u know? bagus bagus..~

Exams end ledi. time to get my well deserved sleep. But before that, i think i hafta add on a little bit to the previous post on signs. I wanna teach u ppls about the actual use of yur fingers. But i very lazy to explain cos just now cinema get tiew kang (hang neck) seats. So i'll just let the picture do the talking.

The phrase is night. good night.

v(^.^)v

2006-11-15T14:54:00.000+08:00

Today, i talk to u about hand signs. I know alot of u out there like to make those signs with hand la right. Some like to make piss sign la, rock sign la, middle finger sign la, or some even create their own "kool" looking sign. Now let me show u some ways these signs are put to use..

First of all, the piss sign.

This one, with a little variation, used to make ppl look silly. But then the person doing it is actually .. nevermind.

Next, the sign that makes all guys look ghey.

This is the sign to say, "Thats me!"

And finally, the air pistol sign! BANG! BANG!BANG!

First of all, let me make known to u that most of these signs come from sign language for alphabets. Here i show u the list of signs..

As u can see, the piss sign is the sign for letter "V", the hangloose ronaldinho sign stands for "Y", letter "X" stands for "K.O. ledi", Ali Cafe uses the sign for letter "L", u wanna call ppl a kucirat or if u think they're nothing lah then u show them the "I" sign, "C" is the sign for TIGER CLAW in bao jin dup, and the rest u figure out urself lah ok?

Im sure u see that chart sure abit blur ledi cos of the final combination sign. Nehmind, i show u how its used. (with a little variation as well, incorporates the "thumbs up" sign)

This sign ppl use mostly to ask others to get lost. Or when they're very pissed. Or suka suka also can show wan. Usually used with more emphasis by keeping it raised for above 1 minute.

Did u know that the mat rock sign, which is so commonly used nowadays, is actually said to be the sign of Satan? But then ah, why la people still like to make this sign..

Even our friendly neighbourhood hero is doing it. So why wouldn't u?

SIGNing off,

t(",t)

so u think u can read?

2006-11-14T19:54:00.000+08:00

so u think u can read?
no poblem reading the post below right?
think u veh terrer la now?

Dun prasan so fast OK! Put yur eyes to the ultimate test.

SUCKERRRRR!!!

DMAN! I need gsasels!

2006-11-14T01:18:00.000+08:00

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh?

God pelsae hlep me psas my eaxm tromrmow =(

"You can look up for inspiration, down in desperation but not side for information" -Anonymous lecturer.

high class wannabes beware!

2006-11-14T00:43:00.000+08:00

Nowadays formal wear become so cool liao. Everyone wants a tailor-made suit. Look profehsional mah rite? College presentation also need to wear formal leh.

But ah, u all better careful la what u choose ah, what colour ah, what cutting ah, this ah, that ah.. because if u end up something lidat please dont be so proud when ppl start staring at u !

What kinda skirt is that lei!

Wong Fei Hung

2006-11-13T15:26:00.000+08:00

Study halfway sien kaw kaw adi so go read some jokes and i found this blardee farnee one on rojaks.

Long long time ago in Foshan China Wong Fei Hung got open this martial art skool wan and its customary among all the martial art skool's Sifu to challenge each other to see who is more powderful among all.

An artist impression of Wong Fei Hung [Source]

Needless to say, since Wong Fei Hung so fehmes of coz got many many Sifus from other martial art skool come to challenge him la!

Then come one day his arch rival Sek Keen join hand with another sifu from anoder martial art skool to come challenge Wong Fei Hung. They even bring along all their students to watch the fight, along the way the also performed lion dance to kinda help boost morale among themself la.

News of them kambing spread like wild faiyer lidat .... Leong Foon a student of Wong Fei Hung ran back to Poh Chi Lam to convey the news to his master Wong Fei Hung.

Leong Foon : Sifu sifu!!! Sek Keen kambing with anoder sifu to challenge you.
Wong Fei Hung : Yaka? how many peeple kambing ?
Leong Foon : I count count got about 40 peeples ler sifu.
Wong Fei Hung : Hmmm..... G Yoke Wing! bring my red ong Kungfu shirt kam!!! *(G Yoke Wing is also a student of Wong Fei Hung which are quite well known )
G Yoke Wing : Nah sifu, your red ong kungfu shirt.

Sek Keen and anoder sifu arrive soon after that and they start fighting, its a 2 on 1 fight .... at first Wong Fei Hung seems to be outnumbered but soon after that Wong Fei Hung managed to kick their ass with his self created "Tiger Crane Paired Form Fist" (Foo Hock Siong Ying Kuen)

Admit defeat Sek Keen and anoder sifu left Poh Chi Lam with all their students, Wong Fei Hung also suffered abit cuts and bruises resulted from the fight just now, he sit down and rest .... that is when Leong Foon come and tok to him :

Leong Foon : Wuah sifu!!! your Tiger Crane Paired Form Fist" dem terrra!!! Weck them kaw kaw fast fast run!!
Wong Fei Hung : Leong Foon dun lansi ... we learn kungfu mia peeple kenot lansi wan ok?
Leong Foon : Yes sifu .... sifu ar .. why just now u ask G Yoke Wing to take out your ong red kungfu shirt one har? really ong ka?
Wong Fei Hung : This is my secret technic ler .... just now its 2 against one ... not a fair fight, so i figured if i wear red kungfu shirt later kena chop also ppl derno i bleeding mah! Lidat can safe face la!
Leong Foon : Wuah sifu you very smart ler!!! Salute salute!
Wong Fei Hung : No nid shine my shoes la ... go clean up the place fast.

Meanwhile Sek Keen couldnt shallow his pride beig defeated by Wong Fei Hung, this time he planned to join hands with 7 others matial art sifus and go challenge Wong Fei Hung together-gether. They plan and plan this for weeks and finally come the day where all 7 of them together-gether do lion dance marching from Sek Keen martial art skool to Poh Chi Lam.

Again Leong Foon run back to Poh Chi Lam to convey the message to his sifu ....

Leong Foon : Sifu sifu!!!! Dai wok la sifu!!!!! diu lar diu lar!!!
Wong Fei Hung : what what ? jou mud 7 so dai wok???
Leong Foon : Hailat la sifu!!! Sek Keen and 6 other sifus kambing here to challenge you! If count all their students got more than 200 peeple!!!
Wong Fei Hung : 9Hai la!!! 200 ppls???!!!
Leong Foon : Sifu how ar how ar? We run jeok chou lar! Leng mou?
Wong Fei Hung : Cibai lu! I not balless one ok? I dont run from a fight wan! Die die la! I will plotek the honor of my family!
Leong Foon : Wuah sifu you so hero lar! I very the admire lu! I willing to die with u!!!
Wong Fei Hung : G Yoke Wing! Come here!!!
G Yoke Wing : Sifu I come ledi ... you want me to bring your Ong red kungfu shirt izzit?
Wong Fei Hung : NO NO!! this time I want you to bring me my Ong Coklat kaler Kungfu pants fast fast!!!

Source: Rojaks

21st century telecommunication

2006-11-12T00:46:00.000+08:00

Ah Lian is a typical Malaysian girl who had 2 friends, Aligato, a japanese and Mr.Boosh, an Amelican. One night the 3 of them went for dinner at Sushi King.

Wuah they all happy happy la see so many sushi moving round the table, then Ah Lian said, " FUYOH! This like the MTV advertisement i see on astro ah! The table pusing pusing so fast then the guy wear bucket on his head wan." Mr.Boosh said, "Yeah, i was involved with the production of that advertisement." Then Aligato reply her by saying, "zhige.. yapun henduo zhige dongxilanisawa..." ("this one.. japan also got alot").

So they sat down and started eating la, take sushi 1 by 1, then since Mr.Boosh was buying dinner, Ah Lian see the Ala Cart menu and order shashimi! Not long after that, Aligato suddenly pull his own ear, and started to talk.

"Mushi mushi, Aligato-san zaizheli. Haik. Haik. Wo zaiwa Sushi King des, gen wodesawa penyou." ("Hello, Mr.Aligato here. Yes, yes. I'm at Sushi King with my friends.")

Ah Lian was shocked till she drop his chopstick to see Aligato talking on his "ear" cellphone. Right after that, Mr.Boosh suddenly pull his hair and start talking also.

"WAAAZZAAAAAAAP! Dood u gotta see dis shit the asians eat. Raw fish, eels and octopuses for cryin out loud! Neway i'll talk to u later man. Gotta get back to ma niggas here."

Ah Lian quite angry liao la cos Mr.Boosh say she eat shit, but she also eye big after seeing him pull his hair and talk like handphone. She also paiseh sikit sikit liao la, cos she still carrying "tai kor tai" around with her. So she thought she must not let Malaysia down also.

After eating her shashimi, Ah Lian kena stomach ache and run straight to the toilet to pangsai la. Then after she wipe her backside and come out, she didnt notice still got tissue paper sticking to her backside.

Once she came back out, Mr.Boosh shouted, "OH MY GOD! What is that?!" and Aligato also shouted, "NAGE HEI SEMODONGXIWA!?" ("whats that!?").

And Ah Lian said..
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"I.. i just received FAX!"

:)))

2006-11-10T04:12:00.000+08:00

Money talks.. LIKE DOHHHHHH!

But i've always believed SILENCE IS GOLDEN. So my dad got me my very own platinum credit card MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

By the way, have u ever seen a cucumber this BIG?

Yeah its most probably sliced at a veh veh veh slanting angle, but still, its nice to look at XD

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exams exams exams.
flunk jor lu ! :D

it begins tomorrow..

2006-11-06T20:58:00.000+08:00

EXAAAAAAAAAAAAMS!

I dont know why but i'm not feeling the pressure lol. Not this time. I have to admit, i didnt study much, just veh veh veh briefly, but im not intimidated by this exam. All i want is to pass all my subjects this sem and move on to next year hopefully with a lil more conviction.

Oh well, see you then :) The next chapter shall be added on this weekend, and hopefully i'll come out with another episode of food introduction, bringing you to Pudu with in my opinion the bestbestbestbestbestest fried rice i've ever eaten!

MYUAAAAAAAAAAKS! Wish me luck passing my papersS!

i lack initiative.

2006-11-05T16:07:00.000+08:00

Yet another day gone down the drain without studying. Well i did, briefly that is. Woke up at 12.30, watched "I Do Diaries" on tv till 1.30, got my bath and went off to Raintree. I didn't want to stay at home cos of the distractions so i thought i could study over there.

Sadly, it was 3.30pm when i reached, massive jam between the cheras - pandan indah stretch. Malaysians are just sad arent they? Slowwing down the whole friggin stretch to watch ppl crawling out of turned over cars or multiple cars caught in a crash.

NEVER SEE CAR ACCIDENT BEFORE IS IT?

So when i got there, i headed straight to the gym, for about an hour or so when one of my friends told me basketball's on at 5. Great. There goes my evening.

Had my snack and went to play ball till about 7+, and had my dinner while Yi Syn was kap-ping her ahpek all along. Reached home about 8.30, played dota with Hoe, Wengfoo and Adrian till 11, watched man utd vs portsmouth (3-0!) till 1, another game of dota and went to sleep.

All hail the ball god!

Traffic was pretty bad on the way back too :( Took me 30 mins to get home.

home alone.

2006-11-03T01:06:00.000+08:00

its paaaaaaaarrrttaaaayyyy time babeh!

Yeah, i'll be home alone till sunday =\ Whole family's going to Malacca for my dad's company family day. So what am i gonna do? Well study of course :( Exams are starting next tuesday, and i've hardly studied anything. Maybe i'll go down to raintree this saturday, or if anyone wants to hang out, drop me a msg! I'll make time even if it costs me my grades.

Dear God, if you're reading my blog, please let me pass all my subjects this sem :( i know i dont deserve good results but just please please please let me pass all of them. I promise i'll work abit harder next sem, i'll try not to skip church anymore T.T And please make yeeyen forgive me for posting that pic on top :D
Amen.

OH YA! How could i forgetttt. Happy birthday Pei Lu! Although i dont know u that well, i'll always remember saving u from the LRT door! Have fun in australia!

Hou sek! hou sek! hou hou sek! - Ep.2

2006-11-02T00:26:00.000+08:00

"Fwaaaaaaaah! LENG LUI!"

"Fwaaaaaaaah! LENG CHAI!"

"FWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! POH POH!?"

Raintree Club cafe - Dine With a View. A view of the swimming pool LOL. But not bad ah for all u hamsap hamsap boys and girls. Can see guys in TRIANGLE shape trunks and girls in bikini.

SYOK AH?

Food more syok ah! Ok to get started, the food here is not something to really really really really FWAAAAH about, but then its not bad. I've heard alot of my friends who are members here say the food sarks but i've tried ALMOST everything on the menu and there are some not bad stuff there.

Chris's recommendations:
Potato wedges ahHH! - I've always liked potatoes, mashed fried baked also sapu ar!

Panfried Fish Meuniere - This is good, especially the sauce. You'll get a similar dish from Dapur Nusantara @ SS15
Fried chicken wings - CRISSSSSPEHHHHHHHHHHH!

Nasi Goreng Haadyai - pretty good actually. if you like spicy food.

Chris's parent's always-order-when-they're-there stuff:
Satay - The chicken sarks, get beef.

Rating: 6/10

*****HALAL*****

See you next time with more nice food on Hou Sek! Hou Sek! Hou Hou Sek!

naming your children

2006-10-30T20:54:00.000+08:00

Ever thought what u would name yur kids? I have =\ and quite often too lol. I'm not desperate for kids but its fun to sometimes think of what u would name them. And today, i made a promise (subject to future wife's consent) that i would name my daughter Scarlett, and my son? Bullet perhaps. *hahahahahahaha* -_-"

yee yen : says:
you look in the dictionary waht is scarlet woman
yee yen : says:
then you dun wanna name d

scarlet woman n. a notoriously promiscuous woman, a prostitute.
Source: Oxford Dictionary

My surname isn't WOMAN so i dont give a shit.

What would u NOT name yur kids? For a boy, i wouldn't name him ermmmm, David? I dont like that name. I just dont. Not that i hate ppl with the name David, but i just won't name my kid David. Its err, not nice to call =D "David! David!" sounds so i dont know, i dun like laaa. And for a girl? Probably what Vivian said; Audrey, or Margarent, or Beatrice, or Priscilla. THEY ALL SOUND SO OLD OMG! Sorry ppl with that names, i'm not saying u're old :)

Recently the Msian government ammended laws on naming kids, they say ppl can't just name them so cincaily, like Ah Kao, Ah Chu, Ah Beng, Ah Lian. Weng foo brought up the fact that colours cant be used as well but WHICH IDIOT WOULD NAME HIS KIDS LIKE YELLOW BLUE GREEN RED WHITE BLACK? Probably like Violet and Amber.. Scarlett is a colour too but they all make proper names right?! Mr. Incredible's daughter is Violet =)

But i think even if u name yur kids with those more sophisticated colours, they wouldnt even know its a colour =.=

So what would YOU name yur kids? Maroon? Turqoise? XD

what a sad day.

2006-10-28T20:29:00.000+08:00

I feel so sorry for Albert who made the trip down to Times Square to see Nan Quan Ma Ma,.. Lara to be precise.. cos SHE DIDNT TURN UP LOL.

However anyway here's little present to make u abit happier :D