21st century telecommunication

Ah Lian is a typical Malaysian girl who had 2 friends, Aligato, a japanese and Mr.Boosh, an Amelican. One night the 3 of them went for dinner at Sushi King.


Wuah they all happy happy la see so many sushi moving round the table, then Ah Lian said, " FUYOH! This like the MTV advertisement i see on astro ah! The table pusing pusing so fast then the guy wear bucket on his head wan." Mr.Boosh said, "Yeah, i was involved with the production of that advertisement." Then Aligato reply her by saying, "zhige.. yapun henduo zhige dongxilanisawa..." ("this one.. japan also got alot").


So they sat down and started eating la, take sushi 1 by 1, then since Mr.Boosh was buying dinner, Ah Lian see the Ala Cart menu and order shashimi! Not long after that, Aligato suddenly pull his own ear, and started to talk.



"Mushi mushi, Aligato-san zaizheli. Haik. Haik. Wo zaiwa Sushi King des, gen wodesawa penyou." ("Hello, Mr.Aligato here. Yes, yes. I'm at Sushi King with my friends.")

Ah Lian was shocked till she drop his chopstick to see Aligato talking on his "ear" cellphone. Right after that, Mr.Boosh suddenly pull his hair and start talking also.



"WAAAZZAAAAAAAP! Dood u gotta see dis shit the asians eat. Raw fish, eels and octopuses for cryin out loud! Neway i'll talk to u later man. Gotta get back to ma niggas here."

Ah Lian quite angry liao la cos Mr.Boosh say she eat shit, but she also eye big after seeing him pull his hair and talk like handphone. She also paiseh sikit sikit liao la, cos she still carrying "tai kor tai" around with her. So she thought she must not let Malaysia down also.

After eating her shashimi, Ah Lian kena stomach ache and run straight to the toilet to pangsai la. Then after she wipe her backside and come out, she didnt notice still got tissue paper sticking to her backside.

Once she came back out, Mr.Boosh shouted, "OH MY GOD! What is that?!" and Aligato also shouted, "NAGE HEI SEMODONGXIWA!?" ("whats that!?").

And Ah Lian said..
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"I.. i just received FAX!"