Wong Fei Hung

Study halfway sien kaw kaw adi so go read some jokes and i found this blardee farnee one on rojaks.

Long long time ago in Foshan China Wong Fei Hung got open this martial art skool wan and its customary among all the martial art skool's Sifu to challenge each other to see who is more powderful among all.

An artist impression of Wong Fei Hung [Source]

Needless to say, since Wong Fei Hung so fehmes of coz got many many Sifus from other martial art skool come to challenge him la!

Then come one day his arch rival Sek Keen join hand with another sifu from anoder martial art skool to come challenge Wong Fei Hung. They even bring along all their students to watch the fight, along the way the also performed lion dance to kinda help boost morale among themself la.

News of them kambing spread like wild faiyer lidat .... Leong Foon a student of Wong Fei Hung ran back to Poh Chi Lam to convey the news to his master Wong Fei Hung.

Leong Foon : Sifu sifu!!! Sek Keen kambing with anoder sifu to challenge you.
Wong Fei Hung : Yaka? how many peeple kambing ?
Leong Foon : I count count got about 40 peeples ler sifu.
Wong Fei Hung : Hmmm..... G Yoke Wing! bring my red ong Kungfu shirt kam!!! *(G Yoke Wing is also a student of Wong Fei Hung which are quite well known )
G Yoke Wing : Nah sifu, your red ong kungfu shirt.

Sek Keen and anoder sifu arrive soon after that and they start fighting, its a 2 on 1 fight .... at first Wong Fei Hung seems to be outnumbered but soon after that Wong Fei Hung managed to kick their ass with his self created "Tiger Crane Paired Form Fist" (Foo Hock Siong Ying Kuen)

Admit defeat Sek Keen and anoder sifu left Poh Chi Lam with all their students, Wong Fei Hung also suffered abit cuts and bruises resulted from the fight just now, he sit down and rest .... that is when Leong Foon come and tok to him :

Leong Foon : Wuah sifu!!! your Tiger Crane Paired Form Fist" dem terrra!!! Weck them kaw kaw fast fast run!!
Wong Fei Hung : Leong Foon dun lansi ... we learn kungfu mia peeple kenot lansi wan ok?
Leong Foon : Yes sifu .... sifu ar .. why just now u ask G Yoke Wing to take out your ong red kungfu shirt one har? really ong ka?
Wong Fei Hung : This is my secret technic ler .... just now its 2 against one ... not a fair fight, so i figured if i wear red kungfu shirt later kena chop also ppl derno i bleeding mah! Lidat can safe face la!
Leong Foon : Wuah sifu you very smart ler!!! Salute salute!
Wong Fei Hung : No nid shine my shoes la ... go clean up the place fast.

Meanwhile Sek Keen couldnt shallow his pride beig defeated by Wong Fei Hung, this time he planned to join hands with 7 others matial art sifus and go challenge Wong Fei Hung together-gether. They plan and plan this for weeks and finally come the day where all 7 of them together-gether do lion dance marching from Sek Keen martial art skool to Poh Chi Lam.

Again Leong Foon run back to Poh Chi Lam to convey the message to his sifu ....

Leong Foon : Sifu sifu!!!! Dai wok la sifu!!!!! diu lar diu lar!!!
Wong Fei Hung : what what ? jou mud 7 so dai wok???
Leong Foon : Hailat la sifu!!! Sek Keen and 6 other sifus kambing here to challenge you! If count all their students got more than 200 peeple!!!
Wong Fei Hung : 9Hai la!!! 200 ppls???!!!
Leong Foon : Sifu how ar how ar? We run jeok chou lar! Leng mou?
Wong Fei Hung : Cibai lu! I not balless one ok? I dont run from a fight wan! Die die la! I will plotek the honor of my family!
Leong Foon : Wuah sifu you so hero lar! I very the admire lu! I willing to die with u!!!
Wong Fei Hung : G Yoke Wing! Come here!!!
G Yoke Wing : Sifu I come ledi ... you want me to bring your Ong red kungfu shirt izzit?
Wong Fei Hung : NO NO!! this time I want you to bring me my Ong Coklat kaler Kungfu pants fast fast!!!

Source: Rojaks