got marney can ledi.

Mom: Boyyyy, yew study hard dis year get all A then mummy buy u a new handfon ok?
Ah Boy: Wuah! New handfon! I wan the new W850i can anot?
Mom: Can can, yew get all A's i bring yew to McDonalds makan oso can.
Ah Boy: OKEH OKEH! I go study now then! STPM tomorrow ledi.


After 1 hour.. Ah Boy gets abit bored of studying and reads the newspapers.


The Star Newspaper, 19 November 2006



Forged Up-grade
Printing shops produce 'better' certs for a price

Subang Jaya: Getting a string of As in your SPM, STPM, diploma and even degree certificates doesn't require hard work or lots of "mugging". As long as you have the cash, you can have any grade on any degree from any university.

At least three digital printing shops here and two in nearby Bandar Sunway offer these services and the charges depend on how complicated the job is.

Simple alteration of results made to a duplicated certificate would cost between RM15 to Rm30, while a complicated job could be as high as RM1,000. Duplicating certificates with embossed logos or watermarks cost much more than that.


(Read the whole article here)


Ah Boy: Wuah! Lidat i no need study loh? Get all F then pay marney and get all A oso can loh? YES LAH COMFERM GET NEW HANDFON LEDI!

Out in the living room..
Dad: Dear, where's today's newspaper?
Mom: I think Ah Boy took it ledi. Why? Yew need it now meh?
Dad: NOOO! I WAS GONNA THROW IT AWAY! @#*(&%$^