Singh your heart out!

My name is Mamble and I just came back from watching Happy Feet and let me tell you that every human must have his or her heart joke. You ain't no human without one.


So go on and singh your heart out!


What do you call a Singh who drinks only packet drinks?
Yeo Hiap Singh

What do you call a Singh who drinks only beer?
Jasbir Singh

What do you call a Singh who likes to go for a swim at night?
Kuldip Singh

What do you call the only Singh left on earth after a nuclear holocaust?
Jestwant Singh

What do you call a Singh who owns a ship?
Karpal Singh

What do you call a Singh who owns a ship that sank?
No lah, not Titanic Singh. It's Karam Singh

What do you call the Bhai who was sacked from the national hockey team?
Relax Singh

What do you a vulgar Singh?
Tiu Niah Singh

What do you call a Singh who's a three star general?
Sam Lap Singh (Cantonese for 3 Stars)

What do you call the Singh who likes roundabouts?
Pu Singh

What do you call a Singh who's a gangster?
Sam Singh

What do you call a Bhai porn actress?
Hard Kaur

What do you call a female Bhai security guard?
Securi Kaur

What do you call baby Singhs?
Singhlets

What do you call the study of Singhs?
Bhailogy

What do you call the study of baby Singhs?
Microbhailogy

If the Sikhs were to succeed in forming their own country,what will they call their currency?
Mata Wang Ah Singh

What do you call a Bhai playboy centerfold?
Boh Cheng Kaur (Hokkien - "Not Wearing Pants)

Why is the KLIA a favourite for Singhs?
Because they have special immigration lanes for "ORANG AH SINGH"

What do you call the new KLIA taxis?
Limosinghs

What do you call a Bhai girl who's a gangster?
Tai Kaur

What is the official mode of transportation for Bhais?
Bhaicycle

A Singh who is lost?
Missingh

A Singh who is noisy?
Bisingh

A Singh who likes herbs?
Gin Singh

A Singh who kills people?
Assassingh

What do you call a Singh who is flying around on a broom?
Sow Pah Singh



Happy feet is daaaaaaaaaaaaamn good! :D